Fatsos

I am so sick of hearing commercials for weight loss products/ services/ gimmicks. It’s not just that the commercials have irritating jingles or that they are narrated by fat Mexican chicks that lost weight and still sound fat... It’s the nauseating tone of entitlement in the ads. “Get the body you deserve!” Wait, what? These products shouldn’t even exist if you take that tagline at face value.

Guess what?

Eating 4 or 5 breakfasts every morning already gave you the burrito shaped body that you’ve always deserved!