Fatsos

I am so sick of hearing commercials for weight loss products/ services/ gimmicks. It’s not just that the commercials have irritating jingles or that they are narrated by fat Mexican chicks that lost weight and still sound fat... It’s the nauseating tone of entitlement in the ads. “Get the body you deserve!” Wait, what? These products shouldn’t even exist if you take that tagline at face value.

Guess what?

Eating 4 or 5 breakfasts every morning already gave you the burrito shaped body that you’ve always deserved!

Fuck Tom Sizemore!

So I wrote an entire blog devoted to how pissed I get when Tom Sizemore appears in war movies. It was funny, insightful, and dumb (just the way I like it). Anyway, it got erased when I tried to preview it. I am asking my self, "Why did I try to preview the thing I just wrote?" My only answer is Goddddamnittttt!



I was trying to post this picture:
















Maybe it was meant to not be seen (likely).

But really, WTF is this guy doing in all sorts of war movies? If you saw him at a bar, you would be annoyed. If he was your cousin, you would dread family functions. If he was your boyfriend, you would have an array of excuses for the routine black eyes and bruises you would have.

Need I say more? I believe I said it best in the title.



FUCK TOM SIZEMORE